#geekpickuplines are trending… kind of a Best Of

ok so I was peeking through the trends on twitter and saw that #geekpickuplines was still trending (or trending again, im not sure).. Anyways, I have decided that instead of RT a ton of them I would just post them here for my amusement… And I am choosing only reall geek pick up lines.. not any from the dumbasses who dont understand the difference between geeky and corny…lol

drknife 01110111011000010110111001101110011000010 010000001100110011101010110001101101011 #geekpickuplines 

UrbanNoize: @#geekpickuplines Geeks have pickup lines?!?!?!?!? If you were a computer, I wouldnt mind taking a microbyte out of u..lol

MyCatIsOnFire: I am looking for a woman that won’t block my pop up. #geekpickuplines

goshone: #geekpickuplines Can I give you some tech support? I have a virus free hard disk that would fit perfectly in your PC.

notbeing_Honest: Hi. My undead blood elf just reached level 80 #geekpickuplines

BryanKWillis #geekpickuplines May I be granted administrative privileges to your clothes?

diginin74: #geekpickuplines only 10 people in the world know that I love you. Those who understand binary, and us

finalmayhem: Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,B,A,Start. #geekpickuplines Just because we use cheats doesn’t mean we’re not smart! :D

zackules #geekpickuplines You turn my software into hardware

jyotigill: #geekpickuplines if i was an enzyme i’d be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.

daveman: #geekpickuplines I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves!

o_Omigod: #geekpickuplines You compute me.

Melaniatl #geekpickuplines You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

MajorasWrath: #geekpickuplines “dont let the term Teraflops decieve you, once you see my disk size you wont be dissapointed”.

saturnian_s: #geekpickuplines I’m Sodium, you’re Water. Jump in and we make an explosive combination!

KComer: #geekpickuplines I’ll take your IP address if you’re not comfortable giving me your home address

_jiga: would you install me in your /heart partition? #geekpickuplines

skr3wballz you had me at “Halo”

Samihah: #geekpickuplines you’re as sweet as 3.14

559mickey: #geekpickuplines You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable

danielemarques: #geekpickuplines Myspace or yours?

daveman: #geekpickuplines I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

tommyt2k9: #geekpickuplines Don’t underestimate my 5 inch floppy. It’s capable of making girls go Yahoo in the night!

559mickey: #geekpickuplines Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

therealhott #geekpickuplines I swear I know u…are we friends on facebook?

shepoosclouds: #geekpickuplines You charm my pants off. Be the Ron to my Hermione?

GrahamUK33: #geekpickuplines I would like to logon to you

daveman: #geekpickuplines How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

tommyt2k9: #geekpickuplines Excuse the floppy. Blame my hard-drive failure!

iAmCHiNO: (#geekpickuplines) I’ll let u use my Hard Drive if u Let me Give u RAM!!!

knoxee: #geekpickuplines Your skin is so smooth it doesn’t need a bump map

redheron: i like this one. #geekpickuplines I can’t Ctrl+Alt+Delete you out of my mind

rawismojo: “If you’re really my type, why don’t we go back to my place and tighten up our kerning?” Typography geek five! #geekpickuplines

DISCOxjunkie: #geekpickuplines if it wasn’t for my pocket protector my heart would be all yours :)

Clumsyxheart: Being with you is like finding Thomas More’s Utopia #geekpickuplines

MoAmy: #geekpickuplines: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you.

tommyt2k9: #geekpickuplines Don’t block my pop-up. Trust me. There’s no 419 scams in there!

samucamatos: #geekpickuplines Throw me at Google, call me research and tell me that I’m everything that you’re searching for.

Melaniatl: #geekpickuplines if YOUTUBE MYSPACE i’ll GOOGLE your YAHOO.–

559mickey: #geekpickuplines I’m like a rubiks cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.

geektastic: did you forget to close your loop function brackets? because you’ve been running through my mind ALL DAY! #geekpickuplines

DISCOxjunkie: #geekpickuplines you are the CMY to my K :)

shadowokami: #geekpickuplines excuse me, do you have a hd signal because I cann are every pixel.

engiqueer: #geekpickuplines is your interrupt vector pointing to me or are you just happy to see me?

danielemarques: #geekpickuplines Why is a lovely girl like you listed as single?

twilightpoison: #geekpickuplines “Save gas. Ride a vampire”.

twazzup: (#geekpickuplines) I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

globuggy: would you like to see my basilisk in the chamber of secrets? cus i can make you a moaning myrtle. #geekpickuplines

sockhead_: #geekpickuplines Hey baby, wanna scan my hard-drive for Trojans? ;D

TomBeasley: #geekpickuplines Wanna hook up while my code is compiling?

spacebeetle: #geekpickuplines my place, be there and be square

businesssocks: What’s an elven princess like you doing in a dungeon like this? #geekpickuplines

 

… OK thats all I had time for for now.. but leave some fun ones!!

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One Response to #geekpickuplines are trending… kind of a Best Of

  1. BRITTANYYYYYY

    ……………You turn my software into hardware! I love that one lol! Okay Keep updating stalking is more fun when i dont keep reading what i wrote last time………renters are here gotta hide talk to you later orrrrrrrrrrr just see you in your cubical. Sorry seplt 95% wrong okay

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